Where is Lassie When I Need Her?

I have to say... I have only been doing this blog business-ing for a few months now, and I am now starting to learn all of the everythings that go into these things. I am not going to lie... I wish this could be something that my hero of a dog could fix, because I have other things I need to do; like shower and finally eat my lunch at 2 p.m.

To say that I am clueless about how to make it look "cute", add gadgets (a word I recently learned), etc... would be such a major understatement. I even had a hard time telling my parents how to follow me! So if you are wondering why I'm not featuring your blog, or why... well, you can fill in the blank with any other question you might have about my bloggings.... bare with me, I am learning. It took me about 6 months to even figure out how to get it all started. Granted, by the end of those 6 months, I had a 6 month old so I was slightly busy raising a small-ish human.

Nevertheless, I promise to do better for my (now) 24 followers. I just need someone else to read all the "how to" blogs and then give it to me in cliffs notes. Or better yet... raise your hand if you'll do it FOR me.... for free. I know I can pay someone to do all of this, but until I start making money in this department, I'm going to have a hard time giving any out. What is that phrase, "you have to spend money to make money"...?.... well, in this case, first I need to have money, to spend it, to make it. I have a hard time believing that Gwyneth Paltrow did all the research for her blog: GOOP, herself, right? I am not comparing myself to GP at all, except that we are both movie stars, married to rock stars, and turn everything we touch into gold. Other than that......

To wrap it up, I don't want to send a cry for help out into the mass internet universe, because to be quite honest, I don't want too much help; it could be overwhelming. However, I will say, if you think you have some simple somethings that helped you in this process... (not long and/or drawn out explanations about gadgets and fidgets, but plain ol' girl speak that doesn't make me feel like an idiot)... "you want to pass it on"

Thanks for your patience.